24 May

I work in a bulk/health food store that sells good quality nuts. I have more than one customer who come in to buy nuts specifically to feed squirrels. One man buys about $30 worth of jumbo almonds (yes, he pays $1/lb more for the jumbos because “the squirrels like them better”) three times a week for those guys. The other buys organic Brazil nuts for $11.99/lb to feed the squirrels inside her house. She sets up a placemat for them in her kitchen and leaves the kitchen window open invitingly. She loves for them to come inside, and they have been known to hide the nuts all over her apartment – on the bookshelves, under her blankets, etc. Jesus.

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